If, in an alternative world, Aging Cowgirl were a highly successful country act, she would definitely cover Carrie Underwood's "Before He Cheats".
My favorite part of the lyrics:
Right now, she's probably up singing some
white-trash version of Shania karaoke
Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk"
and he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky,
Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars' worth of that bathroom Polo
And he don't know
That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats,
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl,
Cause the next time that he cheats
Oh, you know it won't be on me
*She looks a little like Britney, pre-meltdown, here, doesn't she?
** This post is in no way condoning auto vandalism or vigilante justice.
3 comments:
the karaoke line always makes me giggle =)
pop lyricism at its finest.
I love this song. It was one of the overplayed ones that I didn't mind listening to over and over again. I love that she defaces a precious SUV.
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